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Interesting things in life

Humor is the Spice of Life

Smart  + smart wo = roce
Smart  + dumb wo = pregnancy
Dumb  + smart wo = affair
Dumb  + dumb wo = marriage (huh?)
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


A  will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.


A wo will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


A wo worries about the future until she gets a husband.


A  never worries about the future until he gets a wife



A successful  is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.


A successful wo is one who can find such a .


To be happy with a , you must understand him a lot and love him a little.


To be happy with a wo, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


Any married men should forget his mistakes--there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.


Men wake up as a good looking as they went to bed. (I doubt it?!)


Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


A wo marries a  expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.


A  marries a wo expecting that she won't change, and she does.


That's all folks!!!