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情迷地瓜王

That Doesn't Add Up
2+1 = 2 ?

A teacher was giving her students a math lesson. "Now, Johnny, if you had two dollars, and you asked your father for another dollar, how much would you have?"

"Two dollars," Johnny replied.

"Well," said the teacher, "you obviously don't know how to add."

"You obviously don't know my father!" said Johnny.

中文翻譯

一位老師正在給她的學生們上數學課。「現在，強尼，如困你原本有兩塊錢，然後再跟爸爸要了一塊錢，那你會有多少錢 ?」

強尼回答：「兩塊錢。」

老師說：「呃，很顯然地，你不了解加法。」

強尼說：「很顯然地，你不了解我爸！」

錢塘江

                         ...  「知」了「半」解嘛...好帖...

星塵無悔

有个醉汉超速驾车，巡警拦截住他，正要盘问他。突然，一辆卡车在旁边翻了，警察迅速转过去处理车祸，醉汉趁机跳上车开跑了。

　　第二天，巡警又找上了门。醉汉以为是来催交罚款的，没想到警察开口便说：“先生，请您把警车还给我们，您的车已经停在门口了。”

mamania

哈哈，睇睇！

wolaila1203

5多明~~~~~

zhutoubing

幾搞笑啊~~~~

gateway

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斗智