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To Plant, or Not to Plant 花園裡的袐密

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發表於 2009-8-5 11:09:59 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
A man in jail received a letter from his wife. "I want to plant some vegetables in the garden," she wrote. "When is the best time?"

The man knew that the guards read all the mail, so he wrote back, "Do not plant anything in the garden. That is where I hid all the gold!"

Later, the man got another letter: " Dear husband, something strange happened. Some men came and dug up the whole garden."

The man wrote again: "Now is the best time to plant the vegetables!"




一名囚犯收到妻子的來信,信中提到:「我想在花園裡種一些菜,何時是最好的時機呢?」

男子知道獄卒會看到收有的信件,所以他回信說:「不要在花園裡種任何東西,我把有所有金子都藏在那裡。」

不久之後,男子又收到另一封來信:「親愛的老公,發生了一件怪事,有几個男人來挖遍了我們整座花園。」

男子回信說:「現在正是種菜的最佳時機了:」
發表於 2009-8-5 13:56:59 | 顯示全部樓層
原帖由 情迷地瓜王 於 2009-8-5 11:09 AM 發表
A man in jail received a letter from his wife. "I want to plant some vegetables in the garden," she wrote. "When is the best time?"

The man knew that the guards read all the mail, so he wrote  ...
發表於 2009-8-5 22:53:55 | 顯示全部樓層

回復 #2 JL1 的帖子

這個好像聽過了,但笑話常聽有益啊!                                            :p
發表於 2009-8-6 00:40:48 | 顯示全部樓層

救命

港金8200下的单有没有的救
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