Time for School 是時候上學了

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A   went into her son's room early one morning to wake him up. "Rise and shine, son!" she said. "It's time for school."

"I don't want to go to school," said the son.

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go," said the .

"Well, the kids hate me, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Those aren't good reasons," replied the .

"Give me two reasons I should go," said the son.

"Well, for one, you're fifty-four years old, and for another, you're the principal!"



媽媽一大早走進兒子的房間叫醒他。她說：「太陽出來啦，兒子！該去學校了。」

兒子說：「我不想去學校。」

媽媽說：「給我兩個你不想去的理由。」

「嗯，小孩討厭我，老師也討厭我！」

媽媽回答：「那些不是好理由。」

兒子說：「那給我兩個該去的理由。」

「嗯，一個是你今年五十四歲了。另一個是，你是校長！」

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原帖由 情迷地瓜王 於 2009-8-6 06:53 PM 發表
A   went into her son's room early one morning to wake him up. "Rise and shine, son!" she said. "It's time for school."

"I don't want to go to school," said the son.

"Give me two reasons wh ...

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