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Bill Gates, the Pope, and a Boy Scout were in a plane that was going to crash. They realized that there were only two parachutes.
"I'm the smartest man in the world," said Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men." He grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
"You are young," said the Pope to the Boy Scout. "You should take the last parachute."
"Don't worry," said the Boy Scout. "The world's smartest man just jumped out with backpack."
比爾•蓋茲、教宗和一位童子軍在一架快墜毀的飛機上。他們發現機上只有兩個降落傘。
比爾•蓋茲說「我是世界上最聰明的人，這個世界需要聰明的人。」於是，他抓了一個降落傘就往下跳。
教宗對童子軍說：「你還年輕，你應該拿最後一個降落傘。」
童子軍說：「別擔心，世界上最聰明的人剛才拿了我背包跳下去了。」 |
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